What's New 312: Read This!! VI (finale)

Sorry to make you guys waiting, it's a delay, haha..... Almost forgotten about it even though my friend reminded me about that yesterday. So here is the final one.... Hope you guys enjoy it too.

Cheers ^^

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The Mistress

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant
when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their
table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she'll see him later and
walks away.

His wife glares at him and says, 'Who the hell was that?'

'Oh,' replies the husband, 'she's my mistress.'

'Well, that's the last straw,' says the wife. 'I've had enough, I
want a divorce.'

'I can understand that,' replies her husband, 'but remember, if we
get a divorce it means that you don't get any more shopping trips
to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in
Tuscany, no more Ferraris and Lexus's in the garage and no more
yacht club.But the decision is yours.'

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous
babe on his arm.

'Who's that woman with Jim?' asks the wife.

'That's his mistress,' says her husband.

'Ours is prettier,' she replies.