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Recently I got this email from a friend, and it's really something funny for me. I just can't stop laughing reading this things.... There are a few actually, but just wanna share one of it to you guys first, and the others are up coming k?
Read this!! Do enjoy..... =P

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Tomatoes

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get
her tomatoes to turn red.

One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbour
who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The
woman asked the gentlemen, 'What do you do to get your tomatoes so
red?'

The gentlemen responded, 'Well, twice a day I stand in front of my
tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes turn
red from blushing so much.'

Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same
thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day
for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, 'By the
way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?'

'No', she replied, 'but my cucumbers are enormous.'