Voice 312: The Great Pretender

We can always hear people saying that : The world is a big stage, that everyone is a director, a narator, as well as an actor. Everyone lives in their own way, directed and narrated by themselves; some might planned well for their whole routine and follow till the end, but some might just planned when the time comes and don't know what will really happened next. Some even don't plan anything, and just do whatever that comes to them. But, there are some particular individual, that we sub-divide them and named them as the Pretender.

It's easy to be a pretender, but how perfectly u can be to be the great pretender? For instance, there are alot of great pretender in certain relationship, or maybe I should say all. Some will pretend that nothing had ever happened even though they have did something that they shouldn't have done. Examples? You know what you shouldn't have done when u r attached to someone...... Even when they have done it, they'll just pretend that nothing happened. Aren't they the great pretender? But I think that the greater pretender is the one who loves them. They knew what happened behind, but just that they don't want to talk about it. Why? Just because that they don't want to involve in any quarrels or arguements. And the main purpose is: they love their other halfs more......

Sometimes you really need to pretend that you don't know a thing, even though you knew something, yet you pretend to be like "hey,what's going on?". some might just take out the issue and speak to their other half, just for an answer; some might just keep to themselves, just because they want to live happily and don't want any arguement with the other half. Don't you think it's kinda suffering to be a pretender? Sometimes you really feel stupid that you sacrifice and did so many things for someone but in the end what you get isn't what you want.

But, can you really pretend that you don't know anything? You knew, but you don't want to voice out, keep quiet till the end. Just because you want to hold another happy moment with the other half? I can, and I will, because I'm the one who pursuit for happiness as well. Even though the moment to be happy is short, but at least I give myself some good memories of the relation.

To all the Great Pretender like me, gambateh!!

Today's lesson: Just pretend that you don't know a thing even though you knew alot.
At least you will be happier that you still hold your other half.

Gossip 312: Hot or Cold?

1.先把數字分為兩類，熱：1.3.5.7.9 冷：2.4.6.8.0


2.再看你的出生年，月，日是屬於“熱”還是“冷”。具體方法是把年，月，日的尾數取出。

例如：1982年4月21日出生的話，1982的尾數為“冷”，4月為“冷”，21日為“熱”。


3.根據結果將三個屬性組合起來得到“冷，冷，熱”，然後從下面的找出你的屬性。

1.烈火型－－－“熱，熱，熱”　 2.艷陽性－－－“熱，熱，冷”

3.暖風型－－－“熱，冷，熱”　 4.溫水型－－－“熱，冷，冷”

5.冰山型－－－“冷，冷，冷”　 6.寒流型－－－“冷，冷，熱”

7.冰箱型－－－“冷，熱，冷” 8.涼水型－－－“冷，熱，熱”

1.烈火型

性格：天生活力沖天，對朋友常常過分熱情。而且對剛剛認識的人也能講出許多秘密和心事，過份熱情不是人人都受得了的，不知道甚麼時候就會惹來反感。

事業：對工作全心投入，但常會有工作沒同事，把周圍的人得罪了自己還不知道。

愛情：就算有了另一半，仍會和異性朋友講心事，弄得醋味一片。

金錢：熱心助人慷慨解囊，但好心不是總有好報。



2.艷陽性

性格：由於該類型的情感熱度適中，如溫暖的陽光，晒得別人暖洋洋。不會像烈火型那樣隨時會灼傷無辜人，所以別人很樂意和她做朋友。不過有時也會失控，一旦情緒過分高漲，難免會在語言上得罪人。

事業：熱心工作，會體諒別人的感受，因此和同事相處融洽。

愛情：熱情和浪漫兼備，使得另一半對他死心塌地。

金錢：廣結人緣，別人有好處往往會留他一份，自然財源廣進。



3.暖風型

性格：情感熱度沒有烈火型和艷陽性那麼高，但人如其名，吹得別人如沐春風，往往不知不覺就對他產生好感。此外，暖風型性格豁達，不會為小事而固執己見，而這一份瀟洒正是其吸引異性的地方。

事業：性格和順，不作固執要求，於是錯過不少提升的機會。

愛情：視人人都如兄弟姐妹，錯過不少姻緣。

金錢：用錢該花則花，不會有萬貫家產，也不會有一屁股的債



4.溫水型

性格：暖水性熱度最低，待人處事也像一杯溫水，平淡乏味。不過，是老實好人一個，任葑j。肯吃苦又踏實，給人一份安全感。朋友未必多，但如果和他做了朋友，通常都是一輩子的那一類。

事業：不會去爭好處，又不懂投機取巧，不但難以升遷，還可能被人玩弄。

愛情：成熟者才欣賞平凡人的優點，所以年紀越大，異性緣越好。

金錢：過於老實，吃虧往往不出聲。



5.冰山型

性格：冰山型有如一座冰山拒人於千里之外，旁人望而止步。對人冷若冰霜，對感情的需求卻相當大，而且凡事以自己為第一考慮，獨佔慾非常強，不論是人是物，如果被他看中，一天得不到手一天不罷休。

事業：性格夠冷靜，臨危不亂，是做大事的人才。

愛情：這座冰山就算愛上別人都不會主動，注定要做天煞孤星。

金錢：膽大心細又冷靜，買大開大買小開小，財運非常不俗。



6.寒流型

性格：寒流型恰恰和暖風型相反，和他一起像置身於寒冬，常要接受他的冷言冷語，防寒措施少一點都不行。寒流型思想成熟會照顧人，可惜感情太過嚴肅，不會享受生活樂趣，加上為人現實，考慮太多，缺少浪漫感覺。

事業：做大事太多顧慮，猶豫不決，使事業裹足不前。

愛情：不會輕易踏足情場，戀愛會找個冷靜型的情人。

金錢：凡事精打細算，能省則省，但有時反而會因小失大。



7.冰箱型

性格：在“冷靜型”人當中，冰箱型可謂最有協調型，因為性格雖冷，但情感度可以調整。對人冷到甚麼程度，完全是因人而異的。如果對方面目可憎，言語無味，他立刻會冷得跟“冰山型”一樣。不過，假如對方和他很合拍，轉身又會變成“涼水型”。

事業：本身細心冷靜，又具協調型，事業發展不錯。

愛情：為人偏冷，異性緣始終一般。

金錢：對錢的興趣不大，認為是身外之物，夠用即可。



8.涼水型

性格：是“冷靜型”中最名不副實的一位，雖有cool的外表，但虛有其表， 內心其實尚有幾分熱情。當涼水型遇上4款“熱情型”時，很易受對方熱情的影響，一杯涼水隨時會讓人煮成開水或水蒸氣。

愛情：外表冷酷，但戀愛時有幾分浪漫激情，難怪異性緣不俗。

金錢：沒甚麼偏財運，少碰風險大的投資，最好是把錢存進銀行收利息。

Voice 312: McD Delivery?? NO WAY!!!

Let me tell you this damn annoying incident, and I think that they are really really very lousy.

It happened yesterday, when it's almost 2 something in the afternoon and i haven't had my breakfast at all, so I thought of ordering McD delivery. I remembered the last incident, which happened last year, that i called McD delivery and they told me that they do not have the delivery coverage at my area, but I saw them deliver to my neighbour opposite my house. Fine..... So I tried again, cause I thought that they might have make a mistake or what and since it's already been so long ago. I called, they varified my hp number and my college address, but I told the operator that I wanted them to send to my house today, so he took my address and check for availability. So, I wait..... And as usual, you will be listening to the commercial song about their delivery service and their operating number. Few minutes later...

Operator: Sorry sir, we do not have delivery service at your area.

Me: What? But last time I saw your people sending delivery to my neighbour opposite
here.

Operator: Izzit? Let me check with my supervisor again sir, please hold on.....

( Singing the song again....... And few minutes later......)

Operator: I'm sorry sir, we really do not have any delivery service at your area.

Me: How come you don't have? The nearest one is in Leisure Mall, why cant just having
the delivery to here?

Operator: I'm not sure about that sir, let me pass to my supervisor.....

(Singing the song again..... And few minutes later, again......)

Supervisor: Mr. Low, I'm sorry we really do not have any delivery service to your
area. As we checked as well we do not have any order from your area.

Me:(Of cause you don't have cause you don't take our order) But I saw with my own
eyes that your people deliver to my neighbour, how do you explain that?

Supervisor: I erm.... I don't know sir. But we really do not deliver to your area.

Me: So you mean that I saw ghost last time?

Supervisor: ( Don't understand what am I saying) Sorry?!

Me: I said do you mean that I saw ghost last time, ghost delivering McD to my
neighbour izzit? But Leisure Mall so near why you can't send to here?

Supervisor: Sorry sir, our outlet only deliver to the nearest 5 to 7 minutes journey.

Me: But my house to leisure mall do not take you more than 5 minutes. (And Pizza Hut
from Taman Connought also will send to my house even it's so much further than
Leisure Mall.....)

Supervisor: I'm sorry sir, I'm not sure about that. Maybe I take down your order, and
we will let the manager in Leisure Mall outlet to talk with you?

Me: Nevermind, since it's so troublesome I don't want to order anything. You people
are wasting my time. BYE!!

I hang up.........
Can you believe that they actually have such bad services, and I really hope that this record of my conversation will really be used during their training. It's really so damn f***ing ridiculous you know. Gosh..... End up I online ordered a regualr supreme pizza which free another regular thin chrust pizza, which only cost my RM22.70. Cause they have this promotion "Online ordering - Buy 1 get 1 FREE!!" You see.... Really I tell you, from Taman Connought they sent to my house, from Leisure Mall they don't send, the hell...... I tell you, I won't call McD delivery ANYMORE!!!

Can you read the code above? If you can’t, try closing your eyes to almost 90% (eyes half-closed) and read again. Amazing, isn’t it? Now, time to visit the ophthalmologist. Wakaka.....

p/s: Saw this from another person's blog, kinda fun, so just post it. Really difficult to read, but later on only realised that i'm reading the other way round... But i didn't close my eyes 90% as what the instruction says above =P
Geng leh~~~~ XD

What's New 312: Honda PUYO

Saw this from a brochure sent by Honda, and kinda shocked to see such a cute innovation from them. Represent to you, the Honda PUYO concept car.



It is know to have a cornerless body, and the material used is some sort of gel-like material, sounds so cte right? Hah..... And one thing is that.... It doesn't have a driving panel, seems like we are using alot of touch screen right now... Lolz... But they mentioned about a joystick in the car. Well I guess it isn't use for driving...

What's New 312: Fruits and Veges Art...

What's New 312: Antique BMW

All are cute BMWs..... OMG!!! XD

What's New 312: Scared the mommy, boy........

Cover 312: Memoirs of Leslie Cheung

It's already 5 years, since the last news that we got from him, a rather surprising news that he suicided... And that, the galaxy lost another big shining star....

When first heard that he suicided, was like so shocked. I guess no one really knew about what happened to him and why did he do this. Plus, he chosen 1st April, is he fooling us? Or he just want us to be happy for him in a day full of laughter.... His fans were really sad, not only that, his friends, his colleagues, his family, as well as his beloved one.... So sad that we lost a big star, yet, a very good artist who accomplished alot in his work and life.....

And today, once again, we pray for him in the world of happiness.....
"Gor gor, you're the best....."

I personally like this song of his, a very old work of his:
(p/s: you may listen to it without closing this page or stopping the imeem player)

歌名:明星
演唱:张国荣
曲：黄沾
词：黄沾

当你见到天上星星
可会想起我
可会记得当年我的脸
曾为你更比星星笑得多
当你记起当年往事
你又会会如何
可会轻轻淒然叹喟
怀念我在你心中　照耀过
我像那银河星星
让你默默爱过
更让那柔柔光辉
为你解痛楚
当你见到光明星星
请你想　想起我
当你见到星河灿烂
求你在心中记住我
***（音乐伴奏）***
当你记起当年往事
你又会会如何
可会轻轻淒然叹喟
怀念我在你心中　照耀过
我像那银河星星
让你默默爱过
更让那柔柔光辉
为你解痛楚
当你见到光明星星
请你想　想起我
当你见到星河灿烂
求你在心中记住我